![]() Leave the house in something other than sweatpants and start reading a novel.Run a marathon every day for a week and finish my novel.Spend every afternoon on the street corner explaining recent news in excited tones to my mates, to help the audience navigate how the main characters are related and in which country estates they live.Watch TV on the right side of my mattress and do my work on the left.Set up a well-lit work office in my garage.Being stopped on the street by a supporting character, who chides me for having soot on my face, then asks for relevant expository information.Spending 48 consecutive hours in the same sweatpants. ![]() Gardening – looking forward to my first herb harvest!.Spitting peas at my chum’s window through a straw, then scampering off when the sour-tempered governess emerges.Getting wasted and FaceTiming an ex at 2 AM.Hosting non-alcoholic Zoom happy hours and book clubs.Playing stickball with my fellow ragamuffins, followed by a main character hastily driving by in their carriage as we shout “OY, watch it!”. ![]()
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